I had a dream last night that I was going to the prom with Robert Pattinson, despite the fact that I find him, and all things Twilight, repulsive and despite the fact that I’ll be 40 in three months. At the pre-prom dinner, I had to change a friend’s baby’s diaper but they didn’t have any diapers, so I had to take the baby to the store and buy diapers. By the time I made it back, the prom was over and Robert was angry with me so he hid in the attic of his parents’ house. I found him in the attic shower, climbed in (both fully clothed, you perv) and apologized.
What the jack does that mean?