Vampires…baby diapers…proms, WTF?

I had a dream last night that I was going to the prom with Robert Pattinson, despite the fact that I find him, and all things Twilight, repulsive and despite the fact that I’ll be 40 in three months.  At the pre-prom dinner, I had to change a friend’s baby’s diaper but they didn’t have any diapers, so I had to take the baby to the store and buy diapers.  By the time I made it back, the prom was over and Robert was angry with me so he hid in the attic of his parents’ house.  I found him in the attic shower, climbed in (both fully clothed, you perv) and apologized.

 

What the jack does that mean?

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6 thoughts on “Vampires…baby diapers…proms, WTF?

  1. Robert = VSM, Prom = Date Night, Pre-Prom Dinner = family dinner, Diaper/baby = family distractions. You are being pulled in many directions, you are missing out on quality family time with VSM, The only way to get time alone with him is to lock him in the attic and assault him in the shower.

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